In Celebration of Clark

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What can one man in the #Apostake hope to achieve against the might of a Mormon superhero?

Against one who says whatever he is told to say no matter what. One who defies the might of all who believe in common sense and free thinking. One who repeats fixed ideologies that have no relevance to reality.

Today we honor a man who, while not always the most…something – I’m not sure what, at least does not shy away from defending his religion.

@clarkherlin will show ye the error of your ways, O’ fool with little Mormon faith.

The 12 Apostles of Utah?! Actually, there are 15.

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Don’t let rattlesnakes. Don’t you dare let them.

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It is an independently tested and verified fact that the Mormon God exists. Screw those who don’t agree.

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“I made this my rule: When the Lord commands, do it.” – Joseph Smith

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Ah, ah, ah!

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You’re damn right I’m going to plug my account into this post.

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Lol, why would I want to read an unbiased, objective opinion? Just trust the salesman who’s selling the product, silly!

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There are, perhaps, thousands more of this stuff, wherever it came from.

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But is there hope for Clark? Find out, only on apostake.org!

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Phichol Medici

3 Responses to “In Celebration of Clark”

  1. Oh_Clark

    When will thy learn the errors of thy waayysss.

    Reply
  2. Jamie

    *Facepalms myself*
    *Facepalms Clark*

    Reply
  3. Adam

    What was the post with Brigham young related to?

    Reply

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